It's Halloween It's hallows night
It is the time to give a FRIGHT
Spooky outfits creepy hair
witches turn you to stone, with just a glare
behind that mask behind that door
you never know just what's in store
so give a scare, so give a fright
It's Halloween IT'S HALLOWS NIGHT
I just carved three pumpkins in a row Jo-Jo, Count Tootenyoodope, and Myrve. Myrve is ugly he looks like the pumpkin got rotten was carved anyway stabed with a knife and stuffed with pumpkin guts so he barfs,... Which is exactly what i did to him, I probably sounded something like turn,eeewww, cough cough, chop chop,eewww, yechk, Llliifftt, uuuuunnnngggg, splot splotsh. GROSS!
count Tootenyoodopehas has some freeking awesome tusks they rock! and the whole thing took me like FOREVER!!!! it was awesome
Jo-Jo is sweet he's about two inches tall and he's got 2 circle eyes a triangle nose and a smiley face mini-dude rocks
However all my pumpkins put together couldn't live up to the awesomeness of SINCLAIRE THE PUMPKIN DUDE. possibly the best pumpkin ever carved by my hands with a stem for a nose, awesomely realistic eyes and a mouth with teeth with the pumpkin skin carved off he is the best pumpkin ever!
by the way every one what are you going as for Halloween? Me aidan and andrew have this sweet plan to dress up as the scariest thing known to the adult mind THE I.R.S. AUDIT TEAM. My costume is my awesome jacket dress pants a white shirt a tie a briefcase and an I.R.S. name tag, we're gonna scare the crap out of the adults!
The trosacs neighborhood rocks everyone there has tons and tons of candy you go around you see the most awesome decorations ever like this one dude who always competes with his neighbor over the est decorations had a graveyard lit by an eerie blue light it was realy awesome and the guy across the street was also great but he had a green light the whole place rules!
I'm so looking forward to tomorrow and candy and fun and friends and pumpkins and cider(trosacs usually has at least one family serving cider)and awesome decore and costumes and frights and everything awesome about halloween.
the simpsons did this awesome episode this one time when it went back in time and the simpsons where a middle ages family. someone acused marge of being a witch and it turned out she was and then they went to eat the human families children and were given gingerbread men instead which they like so much the witches would come back year after year, it was realy funny.
P.S. aidan post your hilarious candy getting strategy ( with the water)
Friday, October 30, 2009
November YES event
Aloha Neanderthals, Uggh,
Tate and I had a great time hanging out with everyone and making food! Great job! Our event this month will be volunteering at the Northwest Community Services food bank in S. Seattle on Nov. 21. We will help distribute Thanksgiving meals, it should be very busy and fun. Afterward I thought we would go and see spawning salmon either at Carkeek Park or on the Green River in Renton. If the weather is not so great, I thought it might be fun for us to visit a museum. What museums would you like to visit? Let me know your thoughts. Hope everyone is well!
Tate and I had a great time hanging out with everyone and making food! Great job! Our event this month will be volunteering at the Northwest Community Services food bank in S. Seattle on Nov. 21. We will help distribute Thanksgiving meals, it should be very busy and fun. Afterward I thought we would go and see spawning salmon either at Carkeek Park or on the Green River in Renton. If the weather is not so great, I thought it might be fun for us to visit a museum. What museums would you like to visit? Let me know your thoughts. Hope everyone is well!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Shaving Cream: the Song
Now The Song!
I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walk in my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of, shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
I may break up with my girlfriend,
Her antiques are queer I'll admit,
But every time I say darling I love you,
She tells me that I'm full of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
Our baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split, 'crack'
But good luck was with her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
An old lady died in the bathtub,
She died of a terrible fit,
In order to for fill her wishes,
She was baried in 6 feet of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do!
I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walk in my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of, shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
I may break up with my girlfriend,
Her antiques are queer I'll admit,
But every time I say darling I love you,
She tells me that I'm full of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
Our baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split, 'crack'
But good luck was with her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
An old lady died in the bathtub,
She died of a terrible fit,
In order to for fill her wishes,
She was baried in 6 feet of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do!
I'm here on the Blog!!! Here's a story i wrote for word roots class! it's kinda long and i had to use some spelling words which didn't fit the story to well...
The Best Lawyer in the Land
Once there was a cerebral man named J.H. Slugerth who ran a big company called Slugerth and Co. At this company they made all sorts of wonderful things such as lollypops, gummy bears, and shaving cream. Some people didn’t like how Slugerth used the exact same recipe for shaving cream as their own only reiterated to sound different because they had made it first, initially Slugerth said that it was a coincidence but they brought up the incident with one of their employees reporting directly to Slugerth. Slugerth had an answer to this accusing them of seditious behavior but I will not bore you with the details. Slugerth was sued for a lot of money and an injunction to stop making shaving cream, the money he planned to use for corporate bonuses (or as he said, to give initiative to his employees) so he called a big meeting. Slugerth set three of his best executives out with one mission, to find the best lawyer in the land. The first executive was very rich and egocentric, he went off on a plane to the far off land of Greece where he went to a far away cave. He was told that a woman lived in that cave that could stop anyone stone cold with a glance and that she had a tongue like a snake’s. He went through a big door and found a big barren room filled with amazing statues lying prostrate. He tripped over one of a man who looked much like him and realized that he was wearing a stone jacket with a stone I.D. card in it from a rival company. In the center was a woman with a bonnet and sunglasses, He asked her if she was the lawyer and she told him she was. He offered her a ridiculous amount of money to win him the court case which she accepted right off the bat “before we go I’d like to have a picture of you” she said. The executive agreed and as he was posing adjacent to a statue he realized that there was a snake poking out of her bonnet but then there was a flash and he was a stone statue. The second executive was a jocular man who thought he was the best in his department. He thought that he might be able to find a good lawyer in Bermuda so off he went. He entered a place known as the Bermuda Triangle and before he knew it there was a white light and he woke up on top of a tall mountain four weeks after the trial, feeling doubt over if aliens had really abducted him. The last Executive was a young man who had recently been promoted, he went far and wide until he was tired and hungry, and he was about to eat his last hunk of filet mignon when a Chihuahua looked up at him and yapped in a high female voice, “Are you going to want that?” The man was so surprised he handed the meat to the dog and watched as it gobbled it down. He could see that it was not terribly well fed so he handed it a shot of Iturut-Subula-Stein, lightly acidic, full bodied, and dry. The dog liked it so he offered it some La Romanée Conti with a hint of Pétrus, after trading favorite wines they became fast friends. The next day over cups of Ethiopian black coffee and scones the young Executive explained his predicament. “I think our fates must be enjoined, I might be just the gal for you,” said the Chihuahua whose name was Rosita “I was cursed by a mad Curandero after I couldn’t win his court case and took the form of a Chihuahua until the day I will be kissed by prince charming, I’ll work for you and win you the case for a kiss” “You’re on!” said the young man and that day they booked a flight for New York where they were shocked to find that they were the only ones who had made it back. There was a long trial which they won by a frog’s hair breadth. After the jubilations the young man and Rosita had a magical kiss in which she transformed into her true self. The man turned to stone reverted to his old self along with the many other victims of Medusa. Everyone was so jovial that they convinced J.H. Slugerth to start a new brand of candy, they called it the “Carmel Apple” and it is still enjoyed today.
The Best Lawyer in the Land
Once there was a cerebral man named J.H. Slugerth who ran a big company called Slugerth and Co. At this company they made all sorts of wonderful things such as lollypops, gummy bears, and shaving cream. Some people didn’t like how Slugerth used the exact same recipe for shaving cream as their own only reiterated to sound different because they had made it first, initially Slugerth said that it was a coincidence but they brought up the incident with one of their employees reporting directly to Slugerth. Slugerth had an answer to this accusing them of seditious behavior but I will not bore you with the details. Slugerth was sued for a lot of money and an injunction to stop making shaving cream, the money he planned to use for corporate bonuses (or as he said, to give initiative to his employees) so he called a big meeting. Slugerth set three of his best executives out with one mission, to find the best lawyer in the land. The first executive was very rich and egocentric, he went off on a plane to the far off land of Greece where he went to a far away cave. He was told that a woman lived in that cave that could stop anyone stone cold with a glance and that she had a tongue like a snake’s. He went through a big door and found a big barren room filled with amazing statues lying prostrate. He tripped over one of a man who looked much like him and realized that he was wearing a stone jacket with a stone I.D. card in it from a rival company. In the center was a woman with a bonnet and sunglasses, He asked her if she was the lawyer and she told him she was. He offered her a ridiculous amount of money to win him the court case which she accepted right off the bat “before we go I’d like to have a picture of you” she said. The executive agreed and as he was posing adjacent to a statue he realized that there was a snake poking out of her bonnet but then there was a flash and he was a stone statue. The second executive was a jocular man who thought he was the best in his department. He thought that he might be able to find a good lawyer in Bermuda so off he went. He entered a place known as the Bermuda Triangle and before he knew it there was a white light and he woke up on top of a tall mountain four weeks after the trial, feeling doubt over if aliens had really abducted him. The last Executive was a young man who had recently been promoted, he went far and wide until he was tired and hungry, and he was about to eat his last hunk of filet mignon when a Chihuahua looked up at him and yapped in a high female voice, “Are you going to want that?” The man was so surprised he handed the meat to the dog and watched as it gobbled it down. He could see that it was not terribly well fed so he handed it a shot of Iturut-Subula-Stein, lightly acidic, full bodied, and dry. The dog liked it so he offered it some La Romanée Conti with a hint of Pétrus, after trading favorite wines they became fast friends. The next day over cups of Ethiopian black coffee and scones the young Executive explained his predicament. “I think our fates must be enjoined, I might be just the gal for you,” said the Chihuahua whose name was Rosita “I was cursed by a mad Curandero after I couldn’t win his court case and took the form of a Chihuahua until the day I will be kissed by prince charming, I’ll work for you and win you the case for a kiss” “You’re on!” said the young man and that day they booked a flight for New York where they were shocked to find that they were the only ones who had made it back. There was a long trial which they won by a frog’s hair breadth. After the jubilations the young man and Rosita had a magical kiss in which she transformed into her true self. The man turned to stone reverted to his old self along with the many other victims of Medusa. Everyone was so jovial that they convinced J.H. Slugerth to start a new brand of candy, they called it the “Carmel Apple” and it is still enjoyed today.
Ogg
Here is a picture of the Neanderthals with our new baby Douglas Fir, Ogg. Welcome to your new home Ogg, we look forward to visiting you often during our lives!
Can I get this right?
Hey Neanderthals,
I just wanted to post something to see if I am doing it correctly. I had a great time Saturday, it was good to see those of you that made it and we missed those of you that couldn't make it. Will post something more interesting soon.
Peace!
I just wanted to post something to see if I am doing it correctly. I had a great time Saturday, it was good to see those of you that made it and we missed those of you that couldn't make it. Will post something more interesting soon.
Peace!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Yay! the neanderthals blog is getting bigger! now we have three authors one more soon and six avid readers (granted one is my mom and one is me but it's still an accomplishment!)I'm really looking forward to this Saturday when we can tell everyone about the Blog. I have a feeling that this blog will get filled with some very interesting stories. Much better than my positively "riveting" story about my cat. I'll enjoy everything people write. I'll really like hearing from friends I don't see very often.so if anyone wants to be an author just email me the email adress you want it on and see you guys next Saturday.
Gooood Book!!!
I recenly finished a vary good book. It is titled The Looking glass Wars. I would recomend it ot anyone how likes fantiy. It is about Alice in Wounder Land. The main story line is about Alices aunt taking over the Queendom(yes a Queenbom). The book is action packed for being just 350 pages. Now, without further adue, read this exciting novle.
Schmitty
Friday, October 16, 2009
Squeek mice mice mice mice under the couch mice outside the door mice being eaten by a gypsy, my gypsy cat. in the door in the study behind power tools cats playing with mice.
It was october the 16th and after a long ride home with a bus driver who must've been our worst yet. i slumped home from the bus stop and slouched on the couch pulling out bejewelled and trying to beat my highscore of 15980. ssssccccrrrrffffttt the familier sound of the cat door being pushed open. Oh good gypsy had come in. the cats presance always calmed me somehow but i never expected what she'd do next.
sssssscccc ssssscccc what was that? i dropped the game and walked into the study and gypsy was on the table reaching behind some power tools. 'she shouldn't be back there' i thought 'she could turn a sander on and get hurti picked her up and moved her but she had things to do, she went right back in to find something. But not five seconds later she came back in looking as upset as a cat can.
Then she froze staring straight under the couch where i was sitting, FLASH like a gunshot. She went under there was a squeek and there was gypsy as smug as she could be her teeth clamped around a senseless mouse. then she walked outwith her tail held high.
It was october the 16th and after a long ride home with a bus driver who must've been our worst yet. i slumped home from the bus stop and slouched on the couch pulling out bejewelled and trying to beat my highscore of 15980. ssssccccrrrrffffttt the familier sound of the cat door being pushed open. Oh good gypsy had come in. the cats presance always calmed me somehow but i never expected what she'd do next.
sssssscccc ssssscccc what was that? i dropped the game and walked into the study and gypsy was on the table reaching behind some power tools. 'she shouldn't be back there' i thought 'she could turn a sander on and get hurti picked her up and moved her but she had things to do, she went right back in to find something. But not five seconds later she came back in looking as upset as a cat can.
Then she froze staring straight under the couch where i was sitting, FLASH like a gunshot. She went under there was a squeek and there was gypsy as smug as she could be her teeth clamped around a senseless mouse. then she walked outwith her tail held high.
Homework Zombies!!!
home work homework homework. i hate home work. i wish homework would just explode never to be seen again. homework kills trees you know. all that homework book reports, and note cards, and letters, and practice cards, and research, and maps and teachers. i've got it all straight from its dreaded source... SCHOOL! the very mention of the hideous idea runs shivers down my spine and i know that i am dead! never more to walk the earth of the foul HOMEWORK ZOMBIES!!!! living only to learn what evil incantations their teachers would be pleased to weld into their nonliving craniums! serving the letter of commands carelessly added on their unyielding mound of work. the school wars have begun!
Welcome Neanderthals!
Welcome cavemen neanderthals cave dwellers and grass hut builders,
A home for all under the name Teraforma is now built. Share your life, your pets, your pics-- anything.
You're all authors on the Neanderthals blog--that means you can all post entries here. Who knows--someday we could post meeting times here. I Jacob, or Banderbear, invite you all to post as your totem or as some wacky name from a video game or something, but either way I'll enjoy hearing from you.
--Banderbear.
Note to parents from Ariel: We are setting up this blog as a way for Neaderthals to communicate. They will need to log into the blog to check if anything has been posted (that is, there will not be an automatic notification sent), however, if you have Google Reader set up, any new posts will show up there. If any YES kids would like to create their own gmail account and would like to be added as authors, please let us know what their address is, and we will add them as an author on the blog. Parents are welcome to follow the blog too.
A home for all under the name Teraforma is now built. Share your life, your pets, your pics-- anything.
You're all authors on the Neanderthals blog--that means you can all post entries here. Who knows--someday we could post meeting times here. I Jacob, or Banderbear, invite you all to post as your totem or as some wacky name from a video game or something, but either way I'll enjoy hearing from you.
--Banderbear.
Note to parents from Ariel: We are setting up this blog as a way for Neaderthals to communicate. They will need to log into the blog to check if anything has been posted (that is, there will not be an automatic notification sent), however, if you have Google Reader set up, any new posts will show up there. If any YES kids would like to create their own gmail account and would like to be added as authors, please let us know what their address is, and we will add them as an author on the blog. Parents are welcome to follow the blog too.
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