Shaving Cream: the Song

Now The Song!
I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walk in my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of, shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
I may break up with my girlfriend,
Her antiques are queer I'll admit,
But every time I say darling I love you,
She tells me that I'm full of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
Our baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split, 'crack'
But good luck was with her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
An old lady died in the bathtub,
She died of a terrible fit,
In order to for fill her wishes,
She was baried in 6 feet of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do!