Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Chuck Noris, Duh!

Now we all know the amazing awesomeness of Chuck Noris and his amazing round house kicks. But here i have found CHUCK NORIS THE GAME!!!!!!!http://www.gameninja.com/games/chuck-norris.html
Unfortunately The maker of the game only speaks Spanish so if anyone knows what he's saying please tell me. But for those who can't speak Spanish (like me) the controls are:

ctrl=round house kick
arrow keys=move
and
space bar=jump

Have fun!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Anybody out there?

Hey Y'all,

I've only heard from one person with a suggestion for a museum that you would like to visit this Saturday after we volunteer at the food bank. It could be in your best interest to make a suggestion or else be subject to my eccentric whims, muahahahahahahah!. We could end up at the tree museum or the EMP or the garden gnome museum. It would be great to get your input and to hear from you. This is your chance to speak your mind, let your thoughts be heard.

What are your thoughts on this Avatar movie that I have seen a trailer for recently. It looks kind of cool. Is it based on a book? Let me know!

Peace

Thursday, November 5, 2009

My Friend Has Cancer!

A couple weeks ago we, meaning my synagog, found out that my friend from synagog, Sara, got diagnosed with Non Hoskins Lymphoma. A type of cancer. She is on chemo( chemotherapy). She might lose her hair and she can't be with friends. Chemo will kill cancerous cells and healthy cells too. So she isn't immune to viruses like we are. Chemo will also last for about 6 months. I hope the cancer will not return when she is done with her 6 months of chemo.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

AWESOME BOOK!!!!

In class i am reading an AWESOME BOOK!!! it's called Maximum Ride and it p0wns. The plot sounds kinda dumb when i try to explain it but i will say it's awesome. I started reading it today and read the first three hundred pages. I would say this is 6 out of 5 stars!!!
and Jacob told me to post my candy strategy which i will say i have never tried. I got it from a book called Jennifer Hecaty Macbeth William Mcinley and Me, Elizabeth.
Basically what you do is ask for a drink of water and when you are offered candy just insist on water. Then drop a bag you have emptied beforehand and when the people at the house insist to give you candy, agree.

Friday, October 30, 2009

It's Halloween It's hallows night
It is the time to give a FRIGHT
Spooky outfits creepy hair
witches turn you to stone, with just a glare
behind that mask behind that door
you never know just what's in store
so give a scare, so give a fright
It's Halloween IT'S HALLOWS NIGHT

I just carved three pumpkins in a row Jo-Jo, Count Tootenyoodope, and Myrve. Myrve is ugly he looks like the pumpkin got rotten was carved anyway stabed with a knife and stuffed with pumpkin guts so he barfs,... Which is exactly what i did to him, I probably sounded something like turn,eeewww, cough cough, chop chop,eewww, yechk, Llliifftt, uuuuunnnngggg, splot splotsh. GROSS!

count Tootenyoodopehas has some freeking awesome tusks they rock! and the whole thing took me like FOREVER!!!! it was awesome

Jo-Jo is sweet he's about two inches tall and he's got 2 circle eyes a triangle nose and a smiley face mini-dude rocks

However all my pumpkins put together couldn't live up to the awesomeness of SINCLAIRE THE PUMPKIN DUDE. possibly the best pumpkin ever carved by my hands with a stem for a nose, awesomely realistic eyes and a mouth with teeth with the pumpkin skin carved off he is the best pumpkin ever!

by the way every one what are you going as for Halloween? Me aidan and andrew have this sweet plan to dress up as the scariest thing known to the adult mind THE I.R.S. AUDIT TEAM. My costume is my awesome jacket dress pants a white shirt a tie a briefcase and an I.R.S. name tag, we're gonna scare the crap out of the adults!

The trosacs neighborhood rocks everyone there has tons and tons of candy you go around you see the most awesome decorations ever like this one dude who always competes with his neighbor over the est decorations had a graveyard lit by an eerie blue light it was realy awesome and the guy across the street was also great but he had a green light the whole place rules!

I'm so looking forward to tomorrow and candy and fun and friends and pumpkins and cider(trosacs usually has at least one family serving cider)and awesome decore and costumes and frights and everything awesome about halloween.

the simpsons did this awesome episode this one time when it went back in time and the simpsons where a middle ages family. someone acused marge of being a witch and it turned out she was and then they went to eat the human families children and were given gingerbread men instead which they like so much the witches would come back year after year, it was realy funny.

P.S. aidan post your hilarious candy getting strategy ( with the water)

November YES event

Aloha Neanderthals, Uggh,

Tate and I had a great time hanging out with everyone and making food! Great job! Our event this month will be volunteering at the Northwest Community Services food bank in S. Seattle on Nov. 21. We will help distribute Thanksgiving meals, it should be very busy and fun. Afterward I thought we would go and see spawning salmon either at Carkeek Park or on the Green River in Renton. If the weather is not so great, I thought it might be fun for us to visit a museum. What museums would you like to visit? Let me know your thoughts. Hope everyone is well!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Shaving Cream: the Song

Now The Song!
I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walk in my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of, shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
I may break up with my girlfriend,
Her antiques are queer I'll admit,
But every time I say darling I love you,
She tells me that I'm full of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
Our baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split, 'crack'
But good luck was with her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do,
An old lady died in the bathtub,
She died of a terrible fit,
In order to for fill her wishes,
She was baried in 6 feet of shaving cream,
Be nice clean,
Shave everyday day and you'll always look clean,
do do do do do do do do do do!